With baseball, Occupy Wall Street, & military pretzels as a scientific foundation, Lee discovers that Jeff cannot avoid Chris Christie fat jokes.

Jeff and Lee talk about tax plans and steam-powered sex machines.

Jeff and Lee resolve all political and economic crises by avoiding Wolf Blitzer's beard.

Jeff and Lee talk about Obama's big jobs speech and then get distracted by talking about ponies having sex. No, really.

Jeff compares getting a colonic to the Republican candidates for president while Lee weaves a disturbing metaphor about them (even more disturbing than a colonic). Also, actual insights on Obama and Libya.